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I only play water decks

I only play water decks is extremely based
by AGenericUser May 1, 2022
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Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.
Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.
by Tolonoman February 25, 2023
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Double Decked

To hit a person in the face with Taco Bell's Double Decker Taco.
Man, did you see that guy get hit with a corn shell taco that's also wrapped with beans in a flour tortilla!!! That fool got his ass Double Decked!!!
by SwirlyJoe January 21, 2010
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Re-Stained the Deck

When a guy has sex two days in a row without showering.
Yeah man, had a great week-end with her, I even re-stained the deck.
by Restainer September 25, 2021
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Deck head

A person who only judges a house and/or person by the quality of there porch and deck.
Man that guy is such a deck head
by SKYTURTLE May 13, 2018
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Hit the deck

Mixing music using turntables.
Comes from turntables being called decks.
Guy 1: Dude, have you finished the 80s summer hit mix already? It has to be uploaded over an hour.
Guy 2: Oh crap I forgot all about that! Time to hit the deck!
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Decked

To strike or hit someone so hard that they lose the ability to remain standing.
John was popping off at the mouth again, so I decked him and he regretted it.
by eatpubes August 27, 2023
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