BURNT TURD

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.

My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.

by mwecky January 3, 2019

Burnt

The final burnt. The last fart you get before you start to turtle. Can also be spelled brnt or bernt.

I think that was my final burnt. Where’s the porta??

by Burnturtle April 2, 2022

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Skee-Burnt

The word for the sound of flagalents

Tim thought Alisha was beautiful, but Patrick thought she was skee-burnt.

by Diddle13 September 23, 2007

burnt toast

A meme that doesn't make sense and isn't supposed to. Usually causes confusion and people searching through the internet to understand the meme. Similar to an ironic meme.

I don't understand this at all. Why is everyone laughing about this picture of burnt toast?

LMAO I GET IT OMG!! #burnttoast

by HecateChild May 18, 2017

Burnt Ass Crack End

The end of a joint. Tastes like burnt ass crack.

This joint got that burnt ass crack end.

by Urmomhasligma March 23, 2023

twice-burnt

adjective
Pertaining to a person who, even after being burned by fire, goes back to it because there is something in the fire worth having, worth being burned for.

Such a person finds that there is an incredible richness in a life lived with a willingness to risk occasional injury in exchange for something real. Plus you get really cool scars, bragging rights, and interesting stories to tell.

noun
A person who fits the above description

Hey, you sass that hoopy Meg? Yeah, there's one froody twice-burnt if I ever saw one.

by GreatBigBore March 21, 2010