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BURNT TURD

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.
My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.
by mwecky January 3, 2019
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Burnt

The final burnt. The last fart you get before you start to turtle. Can also be spelled brnt or bernt.
I think that was my final burnt. Where’s the porta??
by Burnturtle April 2, 2022
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burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.
by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023
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Skee-Burnt

The word for the sound of flagalents
Tim thought Alisha was beautiful, but Patrick thought she was skee-burnt.
by Diddle13 September 23, 2007
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burnt toast

A meme that doesn't make sense and isn't supposed to. Usually causes confusion and people searching through the internet to understand the meme. Similar to an ironic meme.
I don't understand this at all. Why is everyone laughing about this picture of burnt toast?

LMAO I GET IT OMG!! #burnttoast
by HecateChild May 18, 2017
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Burnt Ass Crack End

The end of a joint. Tastes like burnt ass crack.
This joint got that burnt ass crack end.
by Urmomhasligma March 23, 2023
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twice-burnt

adjective
Pertaining to a person who, even after being burned by fire, goes back to it because there is something in the fire worth having, worth being burned for.

Such a person finds that there is an incredible richness in a life lived with a willingness to risk occasional injury in exchange for something real. Plus you get really cool scars, bragging rights, and interesting stories to tell.

noun
A person who fits the above description
Hey, you sass that hoopy Meg? Yeah, there's one froody twice-burnt if I ever saw one.
by GreatBigBore March 21, 2010
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