neon tan

A badass sunburn to the point of being a bright red....
fall asleep at the beach on a sunny day for like 7 hours....by that point you should be sporting a neon tan.
by Brett Davis August 17, 2007
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spray tan

when a fart leaves a golden glow on a friend
"oh no, that girl just spray tanned me!?" "No dude, it's ok, just hope she didn't have carrots cuz then it will be orange."
by Jmuscle January 05, 2010
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Farmer's Tan

To engage in anal sex with a woman and then pull out and have her suck half your penis clean leaving the other half tinted brown with feces, much like that of a farmer's tan on your arm from wearing a t-shirt in the sun.
Dude your mom gave me a Farmer's Tan last night!
by Trickytrent3 July 25, 2008
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Ah Tan

A name for someone who is close to you. He or she however is just a typical someone not exceptionally fun to be with.
Hey, our Ah Tan is here.
by heyyaww June 09, 2009
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Tan Sandwich

1. A snack food which includes 1 Strawberry Nutri-Grain Bar, 6 Cashews placed firmy into the nutri-grain, 4 Triscuits coated with peanutbutter (2 on each side peanutbutter facing the Nutri-grain bar).

2. A Native American's junk n' stuff
by bngould291 August 15, 2008
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Cloud Tan

a tan you get when its cloudy outside-resembles polka dots
Kate didn't know about cloud tan.
by LindsayyK August 12, 2009
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Tan Clan

Typically a grouping of upper classmen in High School that are all girls and are sporting a fake orange tan year-round. They are usually the same people as the "plastics" or "populars"
John: Wow, Becky's orange and it's the middle of December

James: Yeah, she's one with the tan clan.
by FCHS April 01, 2012
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