The best shag ever

Oliver Thomas mcComiskey

Karen 1: I had the best shag ever last night
Karen 2: no u didn't, that's Ollie. Stupid bitch

by Annahisgf May 17, 2020

shag on a rock

Feeling conspicuous because you are on your own.

I was like a shag on a rock last night at the pub when you didn’t turn up!

by Sharpken April 08, 2025

shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

Shag cunt

A vagina that has housed so many dicks is is lose and looks like a shag carpet. Basically calling them a whore

Wow Chris you fucked Peyton? You're a shag cunt

by OxfordSixtyNiner January 28, 2017

warmth shag

An episode of sexual activity used primarily for self-preservation in a cold climate.

John had originally planned a non-stop hike through Sweden. Unfortunately, the temperature plummeted dramatically and he was forced to stop for a quick warmth shag.

by Abanazar December 13, 2011

Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.

"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"

by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019

Go Shag Dot

When someone in a group just isn't liked, and everyone tells them to "Go Shag Dot" when he/she speaks.

Girl (who is liked); Hey, do you all want to come to my house?
Group; Yeah, sure
Boy (who isn't liked); Then we can stay at my house?
Group; Go Shag Dot!

by GSDABADB August 24, 2008