Prepare the Meat

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother

Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though

by I-Be-Pimpin April 26, 2017

meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.

I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.

by HillcrestStarbucks April 01, 2008

tweak meat

the act of 69-ing a transexual while under the influence of crystal meth

man 1: hey man, what happened last night?
man 2: you smoked your weight in meth then tweak meated some tranny hobo

by buffalo lonestar May 15, 2011

brown the meat

sex of the derrier

I'm totally going to brown the meat with Sharon tonight.

by big ol' steve June 19, 2009

Street meat

A really rough looking pussy! One that has been roughed up one time, a bunch of times.

You've been around the town - I bet you've got Street meat.

by Stumbles17 May 16, 2021

Yabby Meat

A derogatory term used to describe a woman's vagina with extremely prominent labia majora, such that it resembles the small pieces of meat commonly used as bait for catching yabbies.

Man, that chick I nailed last night had some serious yabby meat goin on. Her flange had flaps so meaty they belonged in an abattoir.

by Buckerous Naked February 02, 2021

Meat Shop

Meat Shop is a slang term for a prison cell that is shared by two very horny people who engage in sexual acts regularly. Butcher Shop and Meat Shop are interchangable.

"Have you seen the cell next to mine? Its a total Meat Shop. I can hear them going at it every night."

by ShoddyVariety October 26, 2020