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nerd fit

A nerdtastic tantrum induced by either accumulation of nerdy goods (a.k.a. green laser pointer modded to 100 mW, an original press of The Silmarillion, a PS3 in 2006, etc.) or by destruction of the goods thereof.

If not attended to, a cascade of nerd fits may turn into nerd rage at which point immediate assistance is required to prevent nerd coma or a domino effect which could destroy further items or persons triggering additional nerd fits, yada yada yada.
Worker from Game Stop bound for nerdatory: Hello! As our one hundredth buyer of the PS3 you have been chosen to receive an uber spy kit! This will include spycam/mp3 matrix looking sunglasses, a book vault, night vision binoculars, a mithril vest, a complete collectors addition of Metal Gear Solid, Spycraft, and EverQuest.

Buyer bound for nerd fit: *Giggles* *Squeals* *Left Eye Twitches* *Falls on the floor while snorting and squealing battle cries in prepubescent voice* *Seizures while ululating jubilantly in mythical tongue*
by Liska Kiska August 7, 2011
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fine fit

a perfect couple, two people that are togather that never fight
Tina: Lorrie is a whore!
Karen: Yeah, Ben's a prick, too.
Tina: Maybe that's why they're going out!
Karen Yeah, they both have sour attitudes, and no one likes them.
Tina: Tell me about it!
Karen: That's why they are a fine fit.
by Nickinator December 18, 2007
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fit sex

Damn we had fucking fit sex
by Idontknowwhattoputheylucy June 12, 2020
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fit house

a term generally used by drunken males to tell a girl she is attractive to her face while at the same time giving support
john:have you seen sophie fighting with that girl over there

pete:i know (shouting) C,MON SOPHIE YOU FIT HOUSE
by happyjosh July 11, 2009
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Vagina Fit

When a women is being a bitch almost like she 's PMSing.
Is Alden having another vagina fit?
by Plutoniumxzombie September 29, 2008
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one fit

used by machinist to describe the fit of a screw into lug or nut, but referring to a women vagina.

For example, one is a as loose as they come, but a four fit is extremely tight.
by Penetrator54959048504feffdv October 25, 2009
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enviro-fit

To throw a tantrum (sometimes counter-productively) in response to a non-environmentally friendly product or practice.
The torching of Hummers.

or

J threw an enviro-fit and tossed the full pepper grinder in the garbage because it was not refillable.
by littlewolf January 13, 2009
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