Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.

Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.

by Eli Jackhammer April 4, 2023

Cactus

when a man gets an erection whilst wearing tight pants. The penis then pulls on the pubes, giving a prickly feeling

person 1: ouch I'm getting a cactus
person 2: oo I hate when that happens

by FunnyGuy69420 November 14, 2019

mad cactus

A hairy shaft

Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!

by poopyheadmeanyface November 3, 2011

Fire Cactus

When you hit your friends vape or a penjamin and you can’t stop coughing.

Friend A: Hey, hit my vape!
Friend B: Okay!
*coughing*
Friend B: SHIT! Damn Fire Cactus!

by Snixxx April 21, 2024

Humble Cactus

Humble Cactus is a phrase used to refer to someone being a bitch. It is used in Minecraft because of the Microsoft chat reporting system. Another variation of this is Recap.

Hey (insert Minecraft Gamertag) stop being a Humble Cactus!

by Bamblue_1043 August 8, 2022

Cactus Drunk

Especially drunk on Mezcal

bro, don't let him do the math, boy's cactus drunk.

by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024

senior cactus

The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!

Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.

Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!

by Robot_454857375 July 11, 2017