Cheese Cup

when you fart into your hand and shove it into someones face

Bob: Hey Steve guess what
Steve: What
(fart)
Bob: CHEESE CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: Ahh Fuck You

by theGINGER5100 February 14, 2012

cheese knifing

The act of placing one's tongue between the forskin and the head of the penis and licking around the the head of the penis.

Lastinight my mom cought my girl cheese knifing me.

by The LostProphyt July 10, 2015

cheese moving

Changing the workflow of a system in such a way that a user's behavior has to be altered significantly to achieve their goals (in the same way that relocating the cheese for a lab rat while force them to run the maze differently)

Whoa! You want to put the tweet button there? That's some major cheese moving.

by Brogrammer3000 February 12, 2018

Cheese Nickels

The solid, round poo substance that comes out of your anal cavity in the small size of nickels. Often sounding like winning the jackpot of a slot machine.

Sam: "I don't want to eat chipotle because it makes me shit cheese nickels"
Alyssa: "Same, mine sometimes have lettuce in them."

by Samantha Huff and Alyssa Sebastian December 22, 2007

hard cheese

"tough luck", a shame. Something that's not very good but you can't really do much about it.

"You just bowled a no-ball. That's hard cheese, old boy."

by bdb318 January 12, 2012

Cheese Mask

The adhearing of slices of American Cheese to the face of an individual who is passed out or asleep. The warm body temperature softens the cheese molding it to the face.

After the party, Khuntar passed out in the chair and awoke with a fresh cheese mask courtesy of his frat brothers.

by RFGetz March 9, 2009

dick cheese

The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.

(Woman talking with her best friend).

"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017