The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.
"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"
Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"
Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"
by Gaz Edmunds September 06, 2006
1.You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
person1: do u know why sex is like bikes
person2: no
person1: once u learn u never forget how to do it
person2: haha ye
person2: no
person1: once u learn u never forget how to do it
person2: haha ye
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
The best sport Ever. Much better that other pussier types of MTBing. Chucking yourself off drops bigger than you can imagine.
Oh, did i mention, they get ALL the girls.
Oh, did i mention, they get ALL the girls.
by DH R!D3R! May 09, 2011
The Real Meaning:
A YTMND fad that does NOT come from "Hate It or Love It", but really from the classic NES game "Punch Out" (might be called Mike Tyson's Punch Out).
Nigga stole my bike features an animated character, who's name is Nigga. As seen in many YTMND sites, Nigga is caught stealing more than bikes.
A YTMND fad that does NOT come from "Hate It or Love It", but really from the classic NES game "Punch Out" (might be called Mike Tyson's Punch Out).
Nigga stole my bike features an animated character, who's name is Nigga. As seen in many YTMND sites, Nigga is caught stealing more than bikes.
He has stolen the following:
(Nigga Stole My Bike)....
Katamari
Conan O'Byrant's bike
steed (in medieval times)
Phone
broadband
Ocarina
(Nigga Stole My Bike)....
Katamari
Conan O'Byrant's bike
steed (in medieval times)
Phone
broadband
Ocarina
by Jeph da 5'9 November 08, 2006
1. I'm not joking... I;m about to hop on my bike..
2.bring it on! I'm already on my bike!
3. Do you think im kidding? cause im not. hop on your bike and stop acting like a fool
2.bring it on! I'm already on my bike!
3. Do you think im kidding? cause im not. hop on your bike and stop acting like a fool
by blackaneseninja January 28, 2011
Too be so inebriated in minimal party time that when you fall over you say the most random phrase that comes to mind.
by ho-house!!!!! August 30, 2009
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