Ex-Math

The logical study and application of basic mathematical principles to deduce when your significant other was last with their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.

While founded in the scientific theory, ex-math should not be considered for a major field of study as the process is often characterized by the absence of objective and rational thought.

Girlfriend: "I wondered after I left about the age you said you were when you were with XX so I put everything in a calendar. You said you were 24 so that was a couple of months before me? :-) sorry. I try not to be curious about stuff as that is typically not a good thing. But I wondered it and so I'm just...um..saying that I was curious."

Boyfriend: "Well if you're going to use ex-math, put it on a Chinese calendar. That way I haven't been with her since last year. Does that make you feel better?"

by Drexlzorg November 9, 2011

Math Teacher

A person who give's you information that you will never use in life.

Dude my math teacher is really a person who gives you information you will NEVER use in life

by waytoosmort August 13, 2023

Math Daddy

Cutshall

Cutshall is a Math daddy

by Cutshall is math daddy November 15, 2021

Math Honors

the worst hell t ever exist to become so-called "smart"

Im in math honors!
fuck, have a good life.

by Rosellia February 15, 2022

my maths

Maths website for boring teachers who dont wanna put in any work

Johnny: Hey billy did the teacher set homework?
Billy: Yeah, but only some boring shit. The teachers call it My Maths

by King GOISIS The 1st September 12, 2018

parrallel maths

Some shit website used by keeners that have no life. Also the website dosent work properly whatever daft retard made it deserves a gold medal

Kid 1: have we got any homework
Kid 2: yeah that crap parrallel maths that only keeners get right

by Bimbo1239 December 3, 2018

Milk Math

When a person combines milk of one percentage with milk of another in order to create milk with a lower fat content.

"Dude, I hate the way 1% milk tastes but I'm watching my weight. So I did some milk math and mixed 1% and 2% to get 1 1/2%. It's not as good as 2% milk, but it's better than 1%."

by Friendofthemilkmathmaster January 3, 2011