splatter caps

very large areolas, often with an irregular circumference resembling a paint splatter.

Did you see that girls tits? She's got some splatter caps!

by Diddles Crew June 4, 2007

french cap

contraceptive a condom, durex, trojan

I don't care if it doesn't feel as good, you're gonna wear that french cap.

by adelxia May 25, 2006

Big Cap

Someone who is fake, Not keeping it real.

Aye Lil Bro, you flexing out here but you a big cap.

by Bramwel May 28, 2018

caps-addict

An individual who is afflicted with a sick need to write in all caps. Usually suffering from a lack of self-esteem, i.e. "compensating", although reasons often vary... Appears to afflict men mainly, also see small-dickedness}. May feel inferior to others, thereby needing to write in all caps to "shout" their message to be heard, although the practice is generally considered rude and inconsiderate. Severe Narcissim may also play a part; using all caps facilitates virtual ego-stroking...

I.
AM.
GOD.
=I am a caps-addict and need help. Please allow me to ask me doctor about viagra

by Mysterious Stranger September 22, 2005

Coonskin cap

A female pubic hair style that consists of a large frontal bush with a connecting thin bush that trails over her taint and up her gluteal cleft; thus, resembling the hat fashioned from the skin and fur of a raccoon. The "coonskin cap" was a popular style among women in the mid to late nineteenth century and 1970s, and is commonly seen in retro pornography.

Your mom's coonskin cap makes her vagina look like Davy Crockett.

by hot whiskey July 11, 2010

Lollapalooza Cap

A haircut from the 90's that consisted of a shorn lower half and a long ponytail on the crown on the head. It is sometimes referred to as a tellum, but not to be confused with scene hair. While usually spotted on white trash it is not relegated solely to white folks. Remember the dude from Living Colour? He had a Cap with dreads.

So why does this hairstyle still exsist? Please do the rest of us a favor and shave the top part of your head if you still have one. Oh, and Meghan thinks K-Fed should have one. Hell, he probably did.

"Hey dude, check out the Lollapalooza Cap on that Scott Stapp-looking motherfucker!"

by Melissa hates dolphins August 26, 2006

boss cap

A term for fellatio, essentially a variation of "good head"

-Dude, I heard she gave Wimal like 45 min of boss cippity-cap!!

-Yeah man, I heard her sister gives mad boss cap too.

by jank master September 1, 2008