Fair-Sexual

Someone who is bi-sexual, but also has a strong attraction to themselves.

I looked in the mirror for half an hour this morning, I must be Fair-Sexual.

by GoofiestGoomba May 31, 2024

Faire Brat

Noun: a child who grew up at the Renaissance Faire.

The Faire Brats we’re playing freeze tag on the hay bales.

by ROBERTA FRAPPLES January 13, 2024

San Francisco Science Fair

When two dudes get together to have sex, but one fills his asshole with vinegar, and the other covers his dick in baking soda. Upon insertion the baking soda and vinegar will react creating an ass volcano.

"From what I've heard, Kyle and Jake are super gay for eachother"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"

by bakeddeepfriedbeans January 23, 2024

Indiana Street Fair

The gangbang of a grandmother

Andrew - "Hey dude, did you end up gangbanging that grandma on Saturday?" Jim - "Yes, it was quite the Indiana Street Fair."

by JimmyHendrix69 June 10, 2025

swear fair

n. A conversation where one or more of the participants curse casually and frequently.

Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."

by hopeofmen August 12, 2011

esme fair

A slut who will suck on anyone's dick

I don't want you to suck my cock your such an Esme fair

by Gilfa February 07, 2018

Cherry fair

The opposite of a sausage fest; a situation in which only women are present or greatly outnumber any amount of men present.

(Upon arriving at a baby shower)
"Ugh, man, this whole thing's such a cherry fair."

by Zoo-bop January 15, 2018