Seismic fart

An earth shattering fart so disgustingly raunchy and ratchet that one must feel bad for the chair and/or wall that once stood, before the catastrophe occurred. In some cases the 'Seismic fart' can destroy an entire study session, leaving behind trace amounts of fallout that can last for days.

Devin: Hey Luke, what was the atomic weight for Germanium?
Luke: Oh yeah it was --
*Seismic fart rips through the air*
Luke: Never mind that, we need to search for survivors now!
Devin: agreed!

by lucky spice February 06, 2013

Farting in church

Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.

Example: Does this entry need one? Oh OK then. Farting in church.

by JaaagMan January 30, 2012

fart graveyard

A chair or couch so big and fluffy that people feel compelled to bury entire populations of farts in it, on the premise that the farts will stay put if left undisturbed. This assumption is generally true until the farter gets up or until someone else sits down.

Dude #1, sitting down:

Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!

Dude #2:

That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.

by MakeItStopItHurts August 31, 2010

Farting Lander

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.

Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!

by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

Chainsaw Fart

Series of rapid farts within a short amount of time, thus fore releasing a violent butt scratch. The sound affect is that of a chainsaw, and if hard enough can feel as if a chainsaw is on ur butthole.

“Man, my ass is really itchy, I could really use a nice chainsaw fart right now.”
“They are so satisfying man”

by Playboi.Curti January 24, 2021

dank fart

A hurrndious fart that unleashes out of ones anus to disrupt anyones day by a day to a month of pain and to paralize anyone in its radius.

OG Major nugget let out a heap of a dank fart that paralized millions.

by OG Mudboner71 March 03, 2014

fizzle fart

It's very similar to a shart only it makes a very distinct noise. The sound is like wind hitting plastic.

Jenn Royster eats a variety of different beans. An hour later she gets the fizzle farts.

by ajtheamazing May 08, 2008