creep certification

Permission to creep somebody's facebook profile.

Just look at my profile pic. I'm not a creep. I give you creep certification!

by McNooget September 26, 2010

THE DEEP CREEP

creeping on your facebook friends' friends' friends'. That's 3 levels of creeping.

"I just creeped on my girlfriends best friends boyfriend and he is a shitty rapper."

"Wow, that is THE DEEP CREEP!"

by rooster cogburn April 29, 2012

Creep Hour

Late night stroll for skanks...

Marc and I went out for Creep Hour

by Ricky Boobie jrrrrr. August 16, 2008

sleep creep

A dude who sends you pics from bed, usually trying to look sleepy and sexy at the same time, but it turns out creepy.

"Uuuugggghhh he sent me a pic of him in bed trying to look sexy and he just looked sleepy and creepy as fuck."
"Like a sleep creep?"
"Yes, exactly like that."

by lepoot March 11, 2015

feature creep

what Mark CIO cries for in his sleep. Sees it as a good thing not as a bad.

Letting the dozy clients add more work without extending the deadline.

Mark won't do anything about all this feature creep, it's like getting 1,000 cold henrys!

by Marks [MoMo] July 9, 2004

red light creeping

One or more slight forward movements by a motorist stopped at a red traffic light. A futile demonstration of impatience in the false hope that doing so will somehow cause the light to turn green sooner than by remaining stationary.

I watched a driver move completely into a busy intersection by red light creeping.

by Carlinfan December 5, 2010

Cum Creep

A woman who will do absolutely anything for a shag

'ello darlin fancy a bit of 'ows yer farver???

by Freddy the fingerer July 17, 2003