neon tan

A badass sunburn to the point of being a bright red....

fall asleep at the beach on a sunny day for like 7 hours....by that point you should be sporting a neon tan.

by Brett Davis August 20, 2007

spray tan

when a fart leaves a golden glow on a friend

"oh no, that girl just spray tanned me!?" "No dude, it's ok, just hope she didn't have carrots cuz then it will be orange."

by Jmuscle January 4, 2010

Farmer's Tan

To engage in anal sex with a woman and then pull out and have her suck half your penis clean leaving the other half tinted brown with feces, much like that of a farmer's tan on your arm from wearing a t-shirt in the sun.

Dude your mom gave me a Farmer's Tan last night!

by Trickytrent3 August 20, 2008

Ah Tan

A name for someone who is close to you. He or she however is just a typical someone not exceptionally fun to be with.

Hey, our Ah Tan is here.

by heyyaww June 9, 2009

Tan Sandwich

1. A snack food which includes 1 Strawberry Nutri-Grain Bar, 6 Cashews placed firmy into the nutri-grain, 4 Triscuits coated with peanutbutter (2 on each side peanutbutter facing the Nutri-grain bar).

2. A Native American's junk n' stuff

I was eating a tan sandwich.

by bngould291 October 9, 2008

Cloud Tan

a tan you get when its cloudy outside-resembles polka dots

Kate didn't know about cloud tan.

by LindsayyK August 12, 2009

skin tan

When your race gives you a one-up over the rest of the caucasian population.

I'm already skin tanned.

by blackandblack June 22, 2011