Solar System

The solar system is where other different people come from which are the planets, so basically describing where the retards come from and where the fukbois come from. Then they get deported to earth.

Dude 1: yo which planet did you get deported from in the solar system?
Dude 2: oh I got deported from Neptune

by The autistic person November 7, 2019

standard system.

A very old system of measurement which is used by Britain and the U.S.
These are the basic and not so basic measurements of length in order.

barleycorn (570,240 in a lea.)
inch (3 bc.)
hand (4 in.)
foot (3 hd.)
yard (3 ft.)
fathom (2 yrd.)
furlong (110 fm.)
mile (16 fur.)
league (3 mi)

Some people insist that a rod (don't let your mind stray) is part of the standard, but, since it doesn't multiply like the others (a rod is 16.5 feet), I wouldn't include it.

Americans and Brits use the standard system because we want to be different from the rest of the world — were not some sort of brain-washed, fluoride-addicted zombie — we are indies! (My apologies to anyone who has no idea what I just wrote)

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

bomb the system

A tagger gang based in Russia, but has soon moved to the northwest side of the Las Vegas area.

Yo, Dimitry is a member of bomb the system, he tags like no other.

by harajuku_lover4 October 11, 2006

Imperial system

Shitfuckery, used to describe how an individual's brain cannot understand the metric system

Can you tell me this with imperial system's units ?
No 💀

by Raphaeltael February 22, 2022

Honor System

Free music from the band Honor Society. They release a FREE song every week on their website www.Honorsocietymusic.com with the promise that you will share the songs with everyone you know. Duh

Its thursday, did you download your new song from the Honor System yet?

by Megan Skehan November 22, 2010

buck the system

basically illegal shit, or things you have no business doing

Person 1: Your girl know you at the club tonight?

Person 2: I'm bucking the system, dude.

by southern belle July 19, 2004

c.u.p.i.d. system

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.

A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed

by robuttt October 4, 2006