Swimming Duck

A pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.

Joe had a lot of swimming duck in his pants today. Did you see that, Cheryl?

by JewCorner March 04, 2022

Compton Swim Meet

What you'd call the unflushed shit in your toilet after defecating.

Rob: yo imma call u back later i gotta go drop da lil kids off at the compton swim meet

by WillieStroker March 15, 2010

swim champ

The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.

You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.

by digital_poi November 09, 2015

MKHS Swim

A high school that is goated in D3 swim, scoring top of D3 for consecutive years.

"yo leme see the heat sheet"
"Oh crap we are going MKHS Swim?!?!"

by mkhsswimmonkey October 23, 2023

Swimming Stork

The female version of blue balls.

"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"

"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"

by NotFriendsWithRick December 23, 2018

Swimming with the kids

When you cum in the bath you are taking.

I went swimming with the kids this morning and man was it awesome.

by Denzel Nguyen January 07, 2023

Synchronized Swimming

Code for organizing your friends to go into the other room to partake in illicit substances out of the watchful prying eyes of herbs. See “hanging a picture”.

I heard they’re showing synchronized swimming on tv. Have you seen how amazing it is? Let’s go where it’s quiet and watch it on tiktok with me.

by DrunkBabyLion August 04, 2022