catholic sweater

When a hairy man covers another person in something sticky, typically hot fudge or honey, presses themselves against their body, then pulls back leaving a layer of hair stuck to the other person. Said person now has a 'catholic sweater.'

Me and Anthony were doing food stuff in bed the other night and he accidentally gave me a catholic sweater.

by Unagamer December 14, 2023

Sweater Weather

When uncircumcised men get action during the winter. The sweater is a nickname for the foreskin; Thus keeping it warm during the season.

Damn dude, my dick is cold! Its almost sweater weather though!

by Mexicanese1128 December 25, 2020

big red sweater

a sweater that can easily fit a whale; ginormous in size must make lots of jokes

Big red sweaterrrrrrrrrr

by Big-T November 6, 2004

Kosby Sweater

The act of eating bright colored cereal such as fruit loops, fruity pebbles, trix ect, and vomiting on your sexual partner’s mom’s bare chest

I gave your mom a new kosby sweater

by Carlosinkimball January 18, 2022

Crochet Sweater

a knitted sweater

Natalina wanted to cuddle with Tarun by the fireplace while he wore his warm crochet sweater

by Tiger aka Tickler November 6, 2012

Chest sweater

Similar to bear wings but on the front. Hair on a mans chest and torso that makes it look like he is wearing a sweater even though his shirt is off.

Wow are you wearing a chest sweater?

That's quite the chest sweater bob.

by davidmai April 2, 2015

Sweater Turkeys

A slang term used for a woman's breasts.

"I can't stop staring when she's running with no bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around."

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024