Take a stab at my gut

When one is going to tell a joke, but hesitates because they think it might not be their kind of humor. but he insits.

"i have a joke...eh but you might not thin k its funny"

"come on! Take a stab at my gut."

by Lord of the Timisms July 27, 2006

Stabbed me in the back

When you're spooning and the big spoon gets an erection and it stabs you in the back

I was sleeping with my boyfriend and he stabbed me in the back this morning

by swdafgh September 20, 2018

Butt Stab

A situation or a series of events when the truth and the best course of action is realized by an individual and when shared within the group becomes the solution that someone else takes credit for.

God Damn the widget machine is fucked up and Frank fixed it, but I am going to Butt Stab him to the boss.

by sleeper x April 16, 2011

stab

to fuck over someone, an intentional or sometimes unintentional slip of the tongue, or the person performing the stab

Will the stab be in today?

by McIlhenny February 7, 2008

scupper stabber

"Scupper stabber" - Slang for a gay man. A scupper is traditionally defined as an opening on the deck of a boat to allow runoff during heavy rains or large waves. Sometimes used to refer to similar drainage for a building.

"Dude, I was in a bar in Boston, when unbeknownst to me, a gay pride parade started marching by...when I walked out I surrounded by 1000's of friggin' scupper stabbers."

by Thor9 September 15, 2006

Internet Stab

Usually accompanied by asterisks * on either side.
Used in Instant Message conversations and on forums as an expression of fake anger or spontaneity.

Can be used as an emotional expression, random gesture, or conversation starter as in the example.

IMer 1: Hey, whats up?
IMer 2: *internet stab*!
IMer 1: OH GOD YOU STABBED ME OVER THE INTERNET!!!

by asd103045 January 18, 2008

Vaga-stab

When you stab someone in the vagina. Similar to cunt punch.

The bitch wouldn't suck my shit so i gave her a vaga-stab.

by Ndiesel April 6, 2009