Squirch

To have an exclamatory reaction that produces moisture due to excessive levels of attractiveness (to be used for people, places, and things)

Upasana saw his body and immediately started to squirch everywhere.

by slimesaurav July 1, 2025

Squirflelighting

A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.

Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.

Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.

by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025

squink

adj. a VALORANT player who gets no bitches.

how much you wanna bet the enemy Reyna is a squink?

by 0sama Bin Laggin September 23, 2025

Squirdlock

Fuckhead. Morlock flesh-eater. Pig-headed programmer-type who "fixes" stuff that ain't broke, just to keep his job. Slimy dude, no doubt a leftist, maybe a Trans, stay away from average people, pervert.

That squirdlock "fixed" it, now I have to re-type everything.

by muthuhmuthuhmuthuh September 26, 2025

the squirmies

Slang for parasites.

Don't drink the water there, man. You'll get the squirmies.

by SarahBLovin September 26, 2008

purse squire

Title of a man holding a purse for his girlfriend or wife.

I had to be the purse squire for my wife for over an hour while she tried on clothes in the fitting room at the mall and she still didn't buy anything!

by FucilloHuge September 23, 2012

Sibling squiring

Getting your siblings to back you up in an online argument

Look at her, there's no way she would have said that. Her brother must have had her sibling squiring again.

by Nanamiraptor September 13, 2015