Seaman Sponge

A classy Seaman Receptacle.

I’m not a cum bucket…but a classy Seaman Sponge Receptacle.

by Breadfat August 5, 2022

sponge

absorbs liquid like a towel

John: I need something to absorb this liquid

Emmy: Here's a sponge, yummy😋

by yum.yum.yum.yummy January 2, 2021

Propaganda Sponge

A person who absorbs propaganda and regurgitates it without question. There are propaganda sponges among all races and both sexes, but white western females who identify as "liberal" are 75x more susceptible to propaganda, thus are the most likely to become propaganda sponges.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you dating that chick? She legit believes everything she reads and sees on her social media feed. You do realize she's a propaganda sponge, right?
Guy 2: Because she's the only girl that'll sleep with me.

by Nevernity May 28, 2025

Spong

A spastic and a mong put together

"Hey Munro Galil your a proper fucking Spong"

by Dubzy21 July 6, 2021

loofah sponge

a sponge everyone keeps in their household, made to scrub your grotesque body in a frozen tub.

my loofah sponge is so cool

by PedoPolice23 April 10, 2021

toe sponge

Soft toes that soak up liquid.

Oh wait, I spilled some milk, walk over here and toe sponge this up.

by Vaginal_Secrections July 2, 2017

A sponge bob

a truth teller

easy going
not moody but will let you know when enough Is enough
sometimes sponge Bob type people think alot
sponge Bobs are conscious individuals who like living carelessly and adventurous in a childlike manner
(hence they speak the truth to not have to go back to a lie and have fun but not to much of it)
most sponge bobs are funny to others in a cute or good way (but they don't really realize it.) (as they mature they understand their humour)

sponge bobs don't Die.

I enjoy being "A Sponge Bob"
"A Sponge bob" isn't only a cartoon character
"A Sponge bob" people are the Best and easiest to get along with.

by UnoYoko February 12, 2022