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Big Fat Bass by Britney Spears 

A song that is a sensation for fags of all kinds 😍
i love Big Fat Bass by Britney Spears! im such a fag!

Separation Anxiety 

when two ppl, or animals, get anxiety when separated from their significant others or treasured items
boy: Man, brody and reagan sure have separation anxiety
other boy: no shit. they can’t go 10 minutes without touching

search or enter web address 

you're typing this because you're fucking bored go do something with your life pls for your sake
me, bored: goes to web browser
sees 'search or enter web address'
types it and presses enter
ends up on urban dictionary
makes account and posts definition
the end

Self Search 

The act of searching yourself in a website like urban dictionary or Google to see what you mean.
Most of the people who search these have a problem with their self image and seek approval.
Self Search: Nick searched 'Nick' in urban-dictionary and discovered his large penis.
Self Search by nbrandwine April 3, 2015

i searched this up 

Person1: i searched this up
Person2: hell yah lets party

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder 

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.

Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"

Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"