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I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA
me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
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Speaking It Into Existence

When someone talks about something bad happening before it has actually occurred, thusly welcoming it to happen or in this case, speaking it into existence.
Jack: I’ve never been close to getting in a car accident.

Steve: Oh fuck, now you’ve spoke it into existence, something bad is bound to happen now. You should never be the guy that likes speaking it into existence.
by Nigga Jew 69 July 6, 2022
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Otis Speak

When you speak normal English but make it a lot more complicated then it needs to be
Person 1: So my mom told me to come home cause she has stuff she needs me to do so I have to go home to do the stuff
Person 2: bro why speakin Otis Speak?
by Dylde23 October 12, 2021
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speaking moistly

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that asmr was weird he was speaking moistly
by pee wee pee pee September 9, 2020
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If Logic Speaks

it means the boundaries and morals of oneself should be set and not crossed; respected.
B: So what happened to that person you were talking to? I thought you liked them?
A: If logic speaks, they shouldn’t be bothering me anymore. I liked them too but they didn’t respect me or make anything makes sense for me.
by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 30, 2022
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