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Bear-Snake

A Bear-Snake is a bear (the animal of the Ursidae family) lacking both arms and both legs, creating a fuzzy snake-like creature. These limbs could be lost in a freak bear accident or the bear could have simply been born without them. This term can be taken literally, or a human could be referred to as a bear-snake if he/she is acting or saying things that perhaps a bear without limbs might do/say. Also, the word "bear" in the phrase could be replaced with another thing, if one were to encounter an object lacking the usual number of limbs. "Bear-Snake" is a versatile word, and is open to many different interpretations.

It is important to note that, while the meaning of this term changes based on context, the vocal inflections of the hyphenated words always remain as such: the word "bear" is spoken in the upper register, then the pitch decreases when the speaker says "snake". A veteran of the word "bear-snake" would increase pitch DURING the initial "bear", then decrease pitch whilst saying "snake" (creating a mountain-shaped pitch vs. time graph). The general idea is that the phrase is said in a sing-song fashion.
"Bear-Snake!"

"Hey Kaitlin, without legs, your bear keychain more closely resembles a bear-snake."
by Rogue Boinky October 20, 2008
mugGet the Bear-Snakemug.

snake in a tux

A lovable oaf that often turns straight men gay. Simply put, he is a sexy man beast.
Snake made me gay. Very very gay.
by Snake made me gay September 10, 2005
mugGet the snake in a tuxmug.

snake derick

When a person is being sly about what they are up to with the opposite sex. Not telling anyone about who they are contacting/seeing.

Snake Derick signs;
-Fake excuses why they can't come out.
-Hiding text messages from others.
-Shifty eyes and cheeky grin when quizzed on the nature of whom they are texting.
-Lying about what they are up to when asked.

Basically being a slimey slithering snake in the long grass when it comes to trying to get with someone from the opposite sex.
Me."Yo Lauri, who you texting over there?"

Lauri."No one" {shifty eyes and cheeky grin}

Me. "What you mean no one, your clearly texting someone, you snake derick!"

Lauri. {Shifty eyes and cheeky grin}

Me. "Cunt"
by Iplegend April 12, 2008
mugGet the snake derickmug.

Snake oil

any dubious or fraudulent remedy or cure (The route of the fraud the word is derived from resulted from a misunderstanding of a traditional Chinese joint and muscle painkiller derived from the skin of the Chinese water snake)
That snake oil is so obvious. When will people learn?
by The Return of Light Joker December 18, 2007
mugGet the Snake oilmug.

brown snake

The action of shitting into a condom, than using it as a dildo.
Something Heather Carey would use as a dildo.

"Hey, Look! Heather is working that brown snake."
by TMyspace2000 July 26, 2009
mugGet the brown snakemug.

Solid Snake

The man who faces his daily challenges (such as a Hind D or a Tank) with a pistol. Famous for using a cardboard as a shield against tranquilizer guns and luring his enemies by placing the Japanese version of Playboy at random places.
GENOM-SOLDIER: "Huh? What was that noise?"
Solid Snake: *CQC*

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Snake? SNAKE!!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKE!!!!!????
by SorrowMantis July 17, 2011
mugGet the Solid Snakemug.

Breeds Snakes

Kyle breeds snakes, but Tanya, she BREEDS SNAKES!
by +Crucial Monster Crew+ April 3, 2008
mugGet the Breeds Snakesmug.

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