carrot smoothie

a swfit gliding man who arrives to his place of work each morning on his belly

The carrot smoothie, john, did not have an escape route and therefore bellied into the trash.

by Pisces Aneas January 27, 2009

Georgian Smoothie

The act of sucking your cum from your first cousins rectum through a straw and spewing it th to the back of his/her esophagus.

Hey, uncle Joe can I take Mary Joe out for a Georgian smoothie?

by AMac2632 June 16, 2017

red apple smoothie

When u are eating out as girl and she is on her period and blood goes in your mouth and you lick her vagina

I'm cheating on my wife and I got a red apple smoothie from a different school

by Voiddddd April 10, 2017

smoothie

A person who shaves or otherwise removes the hair from his/her pubic area

There were lots of smoothies at the nudist resort.

by iamsmooth January 2, 2005

smooth move exlax

When someone makes a not so smooth move, one would use this phrase in a verbally ironic fashion.
Exlax is a common laxative which causes "smooth movements" of the bowels so to speak.
By using this statement, you are comparing a persons action to that of a laxative.

"You guys, I left the door to the bathroom unlocked, and just got caught wanking off!"
"Smooth move exlax"

by Ally April 4, 2005

Smoothie Walk

A walk consisting of flailing your legs behind one another while walking after you make a smoothie.

"guys the smoothies are done!"

*does the smoothie walk into the living room with smoothies in hand.

by Jordan Folkman February 23, 2009

Innocent smoothie

Whilst indulging in anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting mix of semen and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.

"Dood, I nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent smoothie all over the sheets!"

by Sodafreek November 6, 2009