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brain smack

An act of cupping ones hand over their own butthole, and farting into the hand, to later trap the gassiest stench while simultaneously whipping your hand out with great efficiency and speed to carefully keep the horrendous stench in your hand, then placing the hand under a poor unsuspecting target’s nostril. The stench will instantly travel up the nostrils and the sensation will smack the brain. Hence the term brain smacker
He brain smacked me.
He grabbed his fart and brain smacked me.
Brain smack means to catch your fart in your pants then throw it in someone’s face
by Faggatron2698 November 8, 2017
mugGet the brain smackmug.

smack-thought

(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used in anecdotes.
Guy1:So he told me to go to the office and i was like, no how about you go screw your mother you jackass.
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol
by Iamnottom Robinson January 12, 2009
mugGet the smack-thoughtmug.

Smack Generator

A place where unwanted or stolen items can be exchanged for cash with which to buy Smack (heroin)
Here pal, let's get down to smack generator. I've got cracking swag from that last burglary I did. Maybe get enough for a £10 bag of smack.
by Dan the man 666 May 5, 2019
mugGet the Smack Generatormug.

smack and cheese

(noun) When someone makes you a bowl of Mac and cheese, then smacks it in your face.
Ex. Of Smack and Cheese, Smacking a bowl of macaroni and cheese in o friends/enemies' face
"Here's your mac and cheese..." *smack*

"That's so cheesy, thanks for smack and cheesing me!"
by SushiPandas January 11, 2017
mugGet the smack and cheesemug.

big smack

it basically means that your an idiot and very annoying
by ryan hodgson August 26, 2021
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Smack Cum

When your fucking a girl, and you urgently pull out and cum on your hand, and smack the shit out of her while yelling “SMACK CAM
Person 1: did you end up doing anything with that girl last night

Person 2: yeah I tried the Smack Cum on her... I don’t think we are gonna go on another date
by Minoritiesdontdeserverights420 September 4, 2019
mugGet the Smack Cummug.

Wack Smack

To smack someone in the face with an ejaculated dick
Yoo i Wack Smacked that bitch i fucked yesterday
by BigGloWop April 5, 2016
mugGet the Wack Smackmug.

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