single people lips

Lips that are dry and chapped.

Friend: "your lips look a little gross.."
Me: "yeah, I have single people lips. Sorry"

by liquid.air August 11, 2017

single nigga hours

3-7

Its single nigga hours at 3 to 7

by TookAnL September 27, 2017

single emoticon response syndrome

when her reply to anything you said is a single emoticon. in most cases the same one again and again.

you - blah blah blah blah blahblahblah blah blah blah blahblahblah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah

your crush - :D

you know that girl i like. i'd diagnose her with single emoticon response syndrome

by broken-lightbulb November 25, 2017

singe-watch

To blaze through a show so quickly that you burn yourself slightly

"I just singe-watched 'The Crown' and I think I can still smell my hair burning"

by MangMang December 30, 2017

single-ationship

Being with someone. but having a mutual understanding of what is and what's not when it comes to talking to other people outside o your relationship with that one person.

what's understood doesn't need to be explained

Me and Adam are in a single-ationship

by anonkymous October 16, 2018

single ply asshole

The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.

Her: Eat my ass

Him: not with that single ply asshole of yours

by Bigcatliquor October 30, 2018

Single Ronnie

A person whose relationship status is complicated, typically due to relationship arguments. This term is typically for males

We need to cheer Single Ronnie up. His girl be wildin'

by Tommy Gooch December 13, 2018