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Simon Cowell

An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.
That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced fucking cunt.
by johndoe911 July 20, 2022
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Simon Lu

1.Teacher at stuyvesant (so far) leaving us for bk tech.
2.I might add to clarify, best math teacher ever at stuy.
3. no literally he’s the best he is amazing if u don’t have him be jealous and cry
by Johnnn Don October 26, 2022
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simon

insane. stay away. be careful. may try to seduce you.

very hot dangerous male.
sexy beast.
omg is that simon?? how sexy, i should stay away
by sexy woman (rayyan) May 7, 2023
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Simon Fisker

A man of pure muscles. The most mysterious person in your life. You cannot deny his writing skills, because if you do that you lose your note taker.
Simon Fisker take notes all day or does he...
by HTX2000 May 23, 2023
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Simon

Karen: I called the police on him but he didn't care
Random Guy: thats because his name is Simon
by your average asian June 29, 2023
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simon gak

one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.
simon gak speaks russian??? not as well as me
by mindyabusiiness July 15, 2023
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Simon Balle School

'Best' school in Hertford. Full of wannabe gangster Year 8s and racist Year 7s. Collects outcasts like Pokemon. Biggest celebrity is George Ezra which explains a lot and has more inspirational speeches than diversity. Labelled posh school because it has chromebooks which are mainly used pornographic content. Would HIGHLY recommened.
He came from Simon Balle School which is why he failed in life
by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023
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