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shake the tail

When you've farted in a building while on the move and you take an indirect route to your destination in order to shake off the smell, disperse it and make it more difficult for those around you to track the source of the fart.
"Hey, what took you so long?"

"Sorry buddy, I had a huge curry last night, had to shake the tail, so I zig-zagged around the halls for 5 minutes"
by TheMuzz March 21, 2017
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wake and shake

to masterbate immediatly after waking up
dude, I barely got out of bed this morning. had to wake and shake to wake up
by eggz09 March 4, 2012
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houston shake

When a man is recieving head from a fair lass and upon arrival of his sexual climax (and or orgasm) shakes his penis at the girl blowing him and spreads his seed all over her unsuspecting face.
I Houston Shaked that girl un till she went blind.
by Charlie Sheppard January 23, 2006
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Shamrock Shake

A special someone, who is a thicc chunky boy. With thicc calves.
by Mcdonald’s menu April 23, 2019
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harlem shake

it's a dance. the harlem shake started by a homeless crack head dude that would dance in between periods of those and1 games at rucker park. it caught on (15 years later), because trap music. to enjoy trap music you have to be on drugs, hence, why some folks harlem shake to it. kids and some grown folks think crackheads are funny, so, they mimic them and post it on youtube.
is he doing the harlem shake or did he get shot?
by getsh_itstraight February 16, 2013
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William Shakespeare

An absolute Genius! The greatest person to ever write plays.
by Hydragon January 22, 2005
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shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.
After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.
by Tom August 25, 2004
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