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Dirty Shock

A Dirty Shock is when you electricute your Penis while you eat shit untill your penis turns into a dark blue color
Yeah, I had a Dirty Shock last night.
by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022
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Change your Shocks

To give a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft.
This girl just gave me a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft, she said it's called Change your Shocks
by ParkyP April 30, 2019
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After shock

Smaller seismic events after an earthquake

OR

Son or daughter of "ground zero"

See also ground zero
You heard ground zero lately?

Not since he had a little after shock
by Modern Women August 27, 2025
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Nut Shell-shock

The act of beating it so hard, once you finish it is hard to concentrate on things other than what you were doing.
Person 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Person 2: Huh..? Sorry I'm in nut shell-shock right now.
by TheGamingPop July 19, 2023
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Infant electro shock weapon theory

Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
Did you here about the scientific paper on infant electro shock weapon theory?
by someStranger8 October 12, 2022
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Analphylacdick Shock

The reaction after your partner accidentally (or purposely) pulls out of the vagina and enters the anus.

Can also happen in solo mode with a dildo, if complacent.
“Oh Jim m, please be more careful when thrusting you almost gave me an analphylacdick shock”

“When using this product, be mindful of the thrusting motion to avoid an analphylactdick shock during use”
by Dirty mike and the boys December 13, 2024
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shocks

Commonly used 2-3 years ago by 3-5 graders.
Guy 1: Eww shes ugly
Guy 2: Yeah
Ugly Girl: Hey Guy 1 GIVE ME A HUG
Guy 1: SHOCKS SHOCKS SHOCKS
Ugly Girl: WAHHH
by M-to-tha-arko July 2, 2008
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