Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

by Acexzy September 23, 2020

Settlebeck

Settlebeck-or otherwise known as specialbeck is a small school Settlebeck has “values” these values are not rules given by staff but merely guidelines they include: not being able to wear a coat inside even if the walls are starting to form icicles from the lack of heating or from the freezing wind because the windows and doors need to be open and your having hypothermia, do NOT wear your coat inside!! Especially if it’s got a visible logo or it’s not dark school colours you will definitely get spanked. Another one of there “values” is that you must NOT take a hot drink outside of the canteen and if you do an slt will magically appear and Lob the boiling water dispenser at you. In PE if you do not have long hair, you must tie it up and if you don’t want to put it up, you get locked in the changing rooms while the PE teacher shaves your hair off as well as your eyebrows for being a prick. Although not required it is frowned appon at settlebeck if the teachers have a good dress sense at all for example some of the TAs who look like they’ve raided my nans house of her curtans and sofa pattern. Behind the stage in the hall smells worse than pablo Escobars basement and it also probably has some of his relatives work there too. A gang of year 10s and 11s are known to force feed hard drugs (MDMA , mushrooms, ket, coke) to primary school children especially the year ones and mr Cayley is an easy target and ginger who could be Ed Sheehan’s long lost brother.

“It smells like settlebeck

by Shrek is My bitch August 9, 2021

Settlement

The one thing Preston Garvey would force you to help while you're finding your long lost son.

"A settlement needs your help, I'll mark it on your map."

-Preston Gravy

by Preston Gravy January 20, 2023

Settlebeck

A shit school in which the headteacher Sarah Campbell preaches about how much she cares for every student which is complete bullshit because she kicks kids out for struggling with their mental health therefore jeopardising their whole future because they aren’t allowed to sit their gcses. You get detention for breathing too loud or looking at a teacher wrong and mr greenwood is an insensitive twat who should be fired for being a cunt

Person one: what school do you go to?
Person two: settlebeck

Person one: oh god that’s a shame I hope you recover soon

by Shrek is My bitch June 9, 2023

settler colony

1). A colony that forms to replace the native population of an existing country.
2). Israel

A settler colony exists only to replace the original population of a country. A core example is Israel after the Holocaust.

by 7568ino March 29, 2024

Settler politics

1. Any and all politics of settlers, by settlers and for settlers

2. Any politics in a settler-colonial state that don’t consider and ignore indigenous people

“I hate American settler politics.”

by blahblahghost November 5, 2025

Privileged Settler Farmers

Term used to describe white settlers who moved into an area and began to farm in North America. White Settlers forced indigenous people from there homes onto reservations. The term is usually used to refer to today's population who still are benefiting from colonialism. aka, The original settlers decedents, and other people who use this land. Can be a derogatory term. Can be a just a name.

wow those Privileged Settler Farmers sure have a nice house.

by Swizzletddizzle November 10, 2020