NOW SERVING

It's a series in A...K(exclude I.J) form concatenated by 0...9 three or four repeats in a FOUR OR FIVE BAND.

It is asking you to be monogamous

The end of your present HAVOC.

A great way to hand out anything that is advantageous.

Listen for your ticket number is your OFFICIAL 0...9 COUNTTER , as you can only COUNT ONE when you get there and it is very FEMALE no matter what as NOW SERVING C0UNT as you only get ONE.

You only get ONE COUNTER and either it is open or close for your preference but remember when you get there NOW SERVING it is the HERE AND NOW

Quickly your wait is NOW SERuVING and ends at the COUNTER POINT NOW SERVED.

Seriously SAM as NOW SERVING could have handled our STIMMY.

by METE MEAT MEET May 20, 2021

The Serbian Fire Hose

When you're hitting the bitch from the back and haven't nutted in a long time, so you flip her over and give her the old Serbian Fire Hose. Hot, warm cum smacks her across the face, like firemen saving a family from a burning house fire.

Jim: Hey Karen, why do you have an eye patch on today?
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.

by Šabac mačva October 18, 2021

Soft-Serving

Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.

“Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself”
Jp Spartapigbob

by Jp Spartapigbob June 15, 2022

The Serbian Kiss

When two men penetrate the pussy and touch dicks.

Hey guys, Mark said he would be giving Gabe The Serbian Kiss during the party tonight!

by Serpent Fucker February 5, 2023

Self-Serving Fallacy

A logical fallacy that you don't just accidentally commit, but actively cultivate and deploy because its flawed conclusion directly benefits you, validates your identity, or protects your ego. It's reasoning as a personal bodyguard, hired to defend your pre-existing beliefs or interests, no matter how intellectually dishonest its methods. You'll cling to a post hoc ergo propter hoc if it makes your lucky socks seem genius, or embrace a no true Scotsman to dismiss critics of your in-group.

Example: "His go-to self-serving fallacy was false equivalence. 'Sure, I exaggerated my resume, but everyone massages the truth! It's just like a politician using spin!' He'd built a flawed moral equation where his deception was just a harmless industry standard, neatly letting himself off the hook."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Self-Serving Science

The deliberate interpretation, selection, or even manipulation of scientific information to support a pre-determined personal, political, or financial goal. This ranges from cherry-picking studies that favor your product to funding research designed to produce friendly results. It's not just bias; it's the active enlistment of the scientific veneer as a mercenary in your personal campaign, dressing up self-interest in a lab coat.

*Example: "The CEO's presentation was a masterpiece of self-serving science. He highlighted the one internal study showing a potential benefit of their supplement, presented it with glossy graphs, and buried the ten independent studies showing no effect in an appendix written in 8-point font. The science wasn't a search for truth; it was a PR asset."*

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Self-Serving Bias

The subconscious psychological engine that drives us to interpret information, attribute causes, and remember events in ways that flatter our self-image and protect our self-esteem. We attribute our successes to skill and effort (internal factors) and our failures to bad luck or external circumstances. It's the brain's auto-tune for life's recording, making you always sound just a little bit more in tune and talented than you actually were.

Example: "When he aced the project, it was due to his brilliant strategic mind. When he botched the presentation, it was because the projector was faulty, the audience was tired, and he had a mild headache. That's self-serving bias: the internal narrator of his life story is a shameless, flattering publicist hired by his own ego."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026