You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.
Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
by The_law21 November 5, 2019
Get the Screwed The Poochmug. Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.
By King's decree because I said thee'
By King's decree because I said thee'
Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?
by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023
Get the security screwmug. Instead of a crew change off the tugboat, that's normal crew change. But a Screw change is when you get screwed by not getting off or far from port
by MeowMeow Man August 21, 2019
Get the Screw Changemug. by hplyfe April 19, 2018
Get the screwmug. Something you borrow from your aunt to expand your 0.0001 sq m apartment in New York. Required for securing galvanized square steel frames, only then can eco-friendly wood veneer be installed.
Little John spent his life savings on a 0.0001 square meter apartment in New York. But it's too small to fit even his pet Komodo dragon. So forst he borrowed some expansion screws from his aunt. First, he removed the windows, then, he expanded outwards using galvanized square steel. Secure them with the screws, then outfit with eco-friendly wood veneers.
by A dying goat May 31, 2024
Get the Screwsmug. by anonymous November 28, 2023
Get the Death Screwmug. by SoonOnDVD April 11, 2021
Get the Screw Recordingmug.