screwtnooo 

The act of being an extreme hypocrite. Someone who goes against something and speaks bad of it, but then does the most extreme version of that thing they went directly against.

“Hey did u see Jerry over there he is such a screwtnooo.”
“Really, what did he do?”
“He was taking a walk and saw some kid beating another kid with a stick and told the boy that he should never hit anyone like that for any reason, and then he got a lead pipe and started to beat the kid.

screwtnooo by Big Boi Mr Overfeild November 10, 2019

Screamin' Weenie Slam 

An advanced technique employed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant jumps up and runs screaming around the room before diving back on top of the female and forcefully thrusting his penis into the orifice of his choosing.

"I tried to pull off a screamin' weenie slam once but I got disoriented and missed. Now whenever we start to get frisky the dog runs out of the room."

Screamin' Weenie Slam by Cover of Whiteness October 17, 2012

Captain's Crew 

A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently at 11 minutes set by 4 allstars from Purdue University in 2008.

"Man, I had to shit in a trashcan during that last captians crew. Then I had to wipe with a sock that I found on the ground."

"hey, you guys want to dig a hole on the beach and do a Captains Crew in it tonight?"

"Wait, you guys did a Captain's Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller"

Captain's Crew by MrTaterCat March 14, 2012

Ebenezer screwed 

when you get really shitty gifts that ruin your Christmas spirit.

"Man, I got Ebenezer screwed this year. My family only gave me socks and Christmas cards with no money in them. I hate the holidays."

Ebenezer screwed by Irasal December 27, 2014

screaming piss 

The act of drinking large quantities of alcohol during the course of a night out.

Have you seen Daragh today?
No, and we won't because he was out on the screaming piss last night.

screaming piss by DonBishop July 22, 2012

Alai scream 

A girly shrill let out by a grown ass man

"I will let out an alai scream if you hit my nuts one more time with that hammer" dared the man to his torturers.

Alai scream by TheGRILL March 22, 2012

E Screwed 

When you are screwed over by an eBay seller or buyer

Mrs Jones sold a very expensive watch and the buyer claimed not to receive it, this is E Screwed

E Screwed by Rosiehatespaypal October 7, 2010