The Art of Monkey Science is the artistic study of monkeys who study science. Those who practice the Art of Monkey Science typically also have Asperger's Syndrome.
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Science enabled the government to institutionally indoctrinate us and take away more and more freedom from us.
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Science enabled the government to institutionally indoctrinate us and take away more and more freedom from us.
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Thanks to unquestioning conformists we have been duped into blindly putting all of our faith in science which has allowed all of mankind to become enslaved.
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Thanks to "so called" OPEN MINDS and "FREE THINKERS" blindly putting their faith in science the governments of the world have been able to enslave all mankind.
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Thanks to "so called" OPEN MINDS and "FREE THINKERS" blindly putting their faith in science the governments of the world have been able to enslave all mankind.
Thanks alot you fuckin nerds!
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it is the study of how to foil forensics and leave no evendience behind.
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it is the study of how to foil forensics and leave no evendience behind.
it is sometimes used by some criminals and criminal organizations.
it is usually studied informaly by computed or under a specialist in it ect.
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It is similar to to the measure of "e-penis" used in other circles. It is also equally irresistible to girls. Researchers in computer science may score highly in both, an achievement known as diphallia. The science dick is not popular in computer science for this very reason.
Because of complaints by people hot for Jesus, science dick is generally not discussed in public. It was found that the more mathematical H-index correlates well with science dick, so it is often used instead. Next time you hear a scientist talk about H-index, know that he's talking about his dick.
It is similar to to the measure of "e-penis" used in other circles. It is also equally irresistible to girls. Researchers in computer science may score highly in both, an achievement known as diphallia. The science dick is not popular in computer science for this very reason.
Because of complaints by people hot for Jesus, science dick is generally not discussed in public. It was found that the more mathematical H-index correlates well with science dick, so it is often used instead. Next time you hear a scientist talk about H-index, know that he's talking about his dick.
"Booya losers! Guess whose science dick just grew ten inches!" -Albert Einstein, upon discovering general relativity
"I decided to quit my science career after I found out that Marie Curie has a bigger science dick that I do." -Many an aspiring male scientist
"Pasteur, sir, do I observe correctly a substantial increment in the size of your breeches?" / "Verily, how perceptive! Having written about boiling milk, I found it necessary to reflect the consequences it held for me personally" / "How rare!"
"I decided to quit my science career after I found out that Marie Curie has a bigger science dick that I do." -Many an aspiring male scientist
"Pasteur, sir, do I observe correctly a substantial increment in the size of your breeches?" / "Verily, how perceptive! Having written about boiling milk, I found it necessary to reflect the consequences it held for me personally" / "How rare!"
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