School

A place where old saggy sluts pile you with homework,do boring useless classwork.And you have to put up with bullies.And if you stand up to them you get dention.

At School
Josh(bully):Jason is gay
Jason:punches kid in face
Mrs.Suckmydick:Jason 10 years dentention.
Jason(in head):Fuck you,every one knows your seceretly a hooker.

Mrs.Suckmydick:You have to go home and study about Mesopotamoia,which is100 pages long.Have fun

by Mannishdude1 September 28, 2011

School

A poorly funded attempt at education, planned out by the government. First, every student there is an ass. Generally inconsiderate, make really gay-as-shit jokes, and pretend to get high off of blunts wrapped from post-it notes. Second, the classic beast, homework. This shit is almost undefinable, it has no weaknesses, and you *have* to do it, or else, as the "teachers" say, you're fucked. Third, the girls. These are the ones that add drama to bullshit, reward each other for shit they didn't do, make too much fucking noise, sing shitty songs nobody listens to, and always say, "It's cold in here!". Fuck you.

Some little side notes, the dog shit food they feed you, sucks ass, unless you bring you're own lunch, but that sucks ass too. And in science class, they make you do some really tardass experiments, like filling a cup with water, putting that yeast shit in there, and lighting a match over it to see if it will burn. GAY.

Girl: Man, it is like, freezing in here!

Another girl: Yah I know, right, it's freezing in here!

Me: (Climbs on top of school and pours gasoline down the air duct, then throwing a lit match on it.)

Girl: What's that smell?

BOOM!

Me: Ain't cold anymore, is it dipshit?

God I hate school.

by LuigiXmission.420 October 18, 2010

School

A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....

multiply out the brackets...

2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)

...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT THE HELL THIS IS???

by Shaz April 15, 2003

School

Another name for prison.

"man I hate school, I can't wait for summer"

by Mark V. June 11, 2006

School

The thing that gives Satan nightmares at night.

Satan: Mom! Help me I’m scared!
Satan’s Mom: What is it, Satan? Did you have a nightmare?
Satan: I’m thinking of school again!
Satan’s Mom: What are you thinking!!! Don’t give me nightmares too! Those humans are crazy!

by ZappyDefos September 17, 2019

School

That place kids are forced to go to for an education even though most of the shit learned will never help you later in life. School is also the place where you have to sit there 7 hours a day, 5 days a week, plus fukin homework which could stack the fuk up if your teacher is just a whore. When your done with school most kids just go home and smoke pot and kill brain cells anyway.

Teacher: School is so fun! Let's learn some shit!

Student: Shut the fuk up, time to sleep bitch.

by negronos January 12, 2012

School

A place where everyone secretly hates each other includin students, staff and teachers and is a nightmare. They force you to do useless work while they also expect you to put up with peer pressure,your home life and social life.

school sucks..

by Whoever July 12, 2003