Sarcasm

Sarcasm is a sentence that is opposite to the truth (which means the sentence is lying).
It can be used to insult others or joke about them.

person 1: look bro i just noticed that the bug is literally DEADLY
person 2: wow, good eyes! as if we didnt literally have a bug encyclopedia in hand bro XD
person 1:...is that supposed to be sarcasm

by kalznomnomXD September 15, 2025

captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.

Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

multiple sarcasm

When your overcome with sarcastic remarks

after she said she was the new boss that i had a multiple sarcasm

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O December 6, 2016

catimus sarcasticus

when your cat is trying to be sneaky but they are being so obvious that it's almost like they're joking.

"the cat was being so catimus sarcasticus today, he was going to pounce on me and he wiggled his butt and stared right at me!"

by The god of all cats November 20, 2020

The Sarcastic Nerdy Bestfriend

that one nerdy, but sarcastic best friend of the main character. they always get the main character into stuff and most likely are adorable brunette boys. some examples are felix weston from "love victor", stiles stilinski from "teen wolf" and benny weir from "my babysitter is a vampire".

i always like the sarcastic nerdy bestfriend more than the main character? like stiles, or felix from love victor!

by spaceghostee May 4, 2022

*Insert sarcastic response*

YOU KNOW... You did it to every question I just asked.

Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2024

Dingaleptic Sarcaplaster

When you paint over the walls of a building specifically with the color white.

The paintjob on these walls look nice, you sure you never dingaleptic sarcaplastered your house before?

by chaddiffer February 16, 2024