sandy crab cake

When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.

Amity loves sandy crab cakes!

by Sandycrabcakes-r-us June 8, 2016

sandy crack

When you are at a place with lots of sand and it gets in your ass crack.

Dude! I got a sandy crack while at the beach!

by [e-mail] May 11, 2016

Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.

"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

sandy caterpillar

when two people have intercourse in a sand box . One man slaps the lady in the face after ejaculating leaving a sandy imprint on the womens face.

Oh jane wipe that sandy caterpillar off your face.

by thesouthwillrise July 19, 2016

swaying sandy

When receiving a blowjob on a boat.

Dude I just got a crazy swaying sandy on that cruise!!

by Ricky Spanish February 8, 2017

Sandy Candy Saturday Night

When you stay up all night with your brother doing Al-Lad and X ,smoking wax,playing fortnight being loud as fuck and getting in the feels cause you always get deep sixed in 2 place.

“Flyin Carpet out the storm , happier than a fat kid in a candy store, got wrecked on fortnight let’s play some more Sandy Candy Saturday Night

by Slimlongdingdong December 29, 2019

Sandy Pockets

A dangerous STD contracted if one sleeps on the beach, as they are sexually assaulted by the sand in their sleep. Symptoms include waking up completely buried in sand, pockets full of immovable sand, and PTSD from going to the beach.

Guy 1: Yo dude, you wanna sleep on the beach tonight?
Guy 2: Nah fam, I don’t want Sandy Pockets

by ONE CHAIN February 7, 2020