soft salad

1. a salad containing non-crisp lettuce, mushy tomatoes, fetta cheese, hard boiled eggs, blue cheese

2. a person who is excessively "soft"; usually lacking moral fiber or anyone form STRONG Island
I could go for a soft salad right now

Quit being a soft salad and finish your beer
by E (dot) O (dot) May 21, 2010
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Candle salad

When a birthday candle is inserted into the urethra of an erect penis and allowed to drip wax down the side of the cock.
It was his first time trying the candle salad. It went down slowly and smoothly and he was delighted when it was all done.
by bertha_bumcakes December 15, 2021
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dick salad

when you’re sucking a niggas dick and you eat his pubic hairs
last night travis hit me with that dick salad
by dixslaps May 01, 2018
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salad toke

An underground way of asking or implying smoking marijuana; This definition only should be in reference to smoking herbs, hence the word salad.
Yo, are you down to get some salad toke?
by lets nina dance October 22, 2009
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Trapaholic salad

A large amount of weed.
(around 7 grams or more)
boy: oh boi, i just got my self a trapaholic salad
girl: yay, we gonna get so frazzed tonight
by Sir ammi June 19, 2017
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Knuckle Salad

My wise got the worst case of piles after her pregnancy. So analingis was a delicious knuckle salad till the swelling went down.

He wanted me to eat his ass but when I saw the knuckle salad I had to refuse.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
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Nigger Salad

Tyler and rob just ate 2 nigger salads
i'd kill for a nigger salad after a long day out on the lake
when we get done boggin, we should pick up a nigger salad and listen to a david allan coe cd
by Chip Slickstuff November 29, 2010
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