Randy Gonzalez

The sexual act of rubbing one's festering, semen- covered feces around the lips of a partner, then giving them a smooch

"Sex last night was craaaazy! Timothy gave me a randy gonzalez, and i've never been wetter!"

by Jag Rew February 11, 2019

Randy

Randy is a very sweet guy that you would always would love he is a great dad he is very funny only if he isn't pissed off .He is smexy. Lol if you ever find a Randy DON'T ever lose him

Girl 1:Omg I wish I had Randy he is sooo cute😍

Girl 2: He is already dating Sandra....

by That turtle44 February 25, 2019

Randy

Randy is a wanna be rapper who is gay and sad.

Oh my god you are so randy!

by RandyIsGay2 April 18, 2019

randy

Slang for a random person. Can be substituted for "rando".

If another randy shows up at this party I think we're gonna have to peace.

by bag92 June 9, 2019

Randy

randy is a bitch ass white boy that does the most, pretends to be the shit but is annoying asf wit fack Benjamin's walkin around claiming that he gang affiliated

#1 :you know that lil nigga named randy

#2 : yea

#1: dis nigga pulled fuckin monopoly money out his fuckin pocket , trynna flex

#2 : he prolly mook

#1 he he do be actin sus

by WEINDISBICH July 28, 2019

Randy

A scheming and selfish person having low character and little integrity. Occasionally cancels plans on you or acts like an overall jerk.

That motherf***** Randy, everytime he gets six beers in him he gets pissed off and leaves us. Tell me about it, I’m getting fuc**** tired walking home from work everyday.

by TTSFF July 31, 2019

Randy

The biggest sexy hot ever.

Kid 1: Wow, you are the biggest hot I’ve ever seen.
Kid 2: Very sexy hot.
Randy: I know, now get in my van.

by gmwftekry September 23, 2019