Sir Robert Burnett

The creator of the best, cheapest vodka. Dedicate your black out nights to Sir Robert, and keep on drinking the finest, purest, of vodkas.

Hell yeah, I got that Sir Robert Burnett!

by ohnonotanotherword December 2, 2010

Roger Red Hat

The penis, due to over-use, friction or bacterial infection could develop a Roger Red Hat. This means that the your bellend, or hat in this case, develops an itchy rash and becomes inflamed, thus resembling a Roger Red Hat.

Man 1: Oh dear, I seem to have developed a swollen rash on the end of my penis.
Man 2: Don't fret, my little friend, it's merely a roger red hat you have acquired!

by A Fat Pasty January 10, 2008

Robert Carter

Nicest guy in the whole stinkin world

That Robert Carter just gave us a time extension on our physics homework! Sweet!

by MsRandomDent November 9, 2011

Biometric Rogering System

A system that performs in a way similar to that of John Shuttlewood. It uses a fingerprint recognition system, similar to that used by many organisations, to identify participants in the rogering system. Often, this behaviour involves some kind of Wank Chariot.

'I'm just going to have some Biometric Rogering'
'There is no proof that a Biometric Rogering System was used in this operation'

by Becky Barnett May 19, 2006

robert loggia

a loser old hasbeen actor who thinks very highly of himself.

from family guy:
r for robert loggia
o for oh my god its robert loggia
b for by god its robert loggia
e for egad its robert loggia
r for robert loggia
t for tim look over there its robert loggia
space
l for look its robert loggia
o for ohhhh its robert loggia
g for gee i think i see robert loggia
g for gosh that robert loggia is good lookin
i for i see a hunkalicious robert loggia
a for asshole, look its robert loggia

by jorge melonpants June 19, 2008

Robert Kardashian

The biological fathers of:
-Kim Kardashian
-Kourtney Kardashian
-Khloé Kardashian
-Robert Kardashian (his son)

Was married to Kris Kardashian (now Kris Jenner)

Lawyer/Attorney in the Simpson & Brown case

GUY 1: Hey do you think Robert Kardashian is Khloé's real dad?
GUY 2: Obviously!

by VariableSteam0 December 6, 2014

Robert

An all around beast. Don't fuck with anyone named "Robert", they will snap for no reason and 9/11 will happen all over again.

"Dude Robert killed a guy once for looking at his knees".

by Tadahoe December 15, 2016