roast beef dj

female masturbation.

i caught her doing the roast beef dj.

by nick May 21, 2008

Roast Beef Vagina

A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:

1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy

Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.

"Pardon me, waiter, but do you happen to have Roast Beef Vagina on the menue?"
"No sir, the last man ate us out."

by Lord Foppington January 16, 2009

Roast beef shuffle

Lesbian sex act, two women rubbing their caginas together

We were doing the roastbeef shuffle

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

Roast Beef Rainbow

(n.) When a female, standing on the ground, urinates upwards in an arc onto an elevated bed or other high place. A specialized form of the Golden Shower, this feat is more difficult for women than peeing standing up, even into a urinal.

"Can she use a urinal? Man, yesterday I seen her hit the ceiling with a roast beef rainbow!"

by Adit June 15, 2008

roasted my shaft

the burning sensation in your esophagus after coughing due to a sizeable rip from a bong.

man that huge rip really roasted my shaft, but you know what they say, "you got to cough to get off"

by baron of brie July 10, 2018

Reading Roast Dinner

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN

I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!

by the plagiarist July 1, 2011

roast beef banjo

female masturbation

She was strumming her roast beef banjo.

by OFCAC February 27, 2017