Remote

The magic object that controls all of life.

The remote just made a baby come to life.
Oh my goodness!

by #olderlady October 2, 2018

remonade

number 1 ranked player in krunker

Damn remonade sniped me again, that sexy bastard

by brapdaddy October 19, 2018

Remafagnet

Retarded gay pregnant man

David slept with jerry and now he’s a remafagnet!!

by Remafagnet creators November 8, 2018

Remotard

Someone who is sucks with the remote control. They don't fast forward through commercials, previews or credits. They don't stop on good shit when flippin channels.

Hey remotard, give me the remote so we can fast forward through this shit.

Hey dude, you passed up Live PD on channel 182 you remotard.

by Deuce Turd January 4, 2019

Remote Rat

When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.

Jeff is such a remote rat why can’t he just stretch his pewny arm and click a single button.

by Jeffrey the juice man January 25, 2019

Remo

To be rap and emo at the same time
Ex $uicideBoy$

That song was so remo!

by Mulbycul February 26, 2019

remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.

The dad gets the remote gloat now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019