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ass puppet

Ass puppet

(One who is not at all real)

Someone who trys to subtlety convince other or perspective friends what the subjecyt is about and why they should avoid or not get involved

Someone(s) that are considered in decisions and count for uses (ghosts) but especially annoying rude (over)politically correct and some how not relavent and possibly dont exist

a body that assert there personal views while stepping/burning evey one else

authority (especially im just following orders)

One who is assumes the role of dictating to others based on commonplace or personal taboo

"Trapped amongst the ass puppets"

"My Xgf had a baby a year after she called me while out of town to inform me she had her career to think about and she was haveing an abortion her and my buddy are happy together and doing well.
Ass puppet Ass Other Eye candy fake
by jean3306 November 9, 2013
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puppeteer

Someone who controls someone else through emotion to show there true colors it is a strategy that is only used buy true gamers.
I am simply a puppeteer so dance for me and show me who you are
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019
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Dick Puppet

A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being
Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.
by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018
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Puppet Show

You're trying to hold in a crap while rushing to get to a toilet. The knurled protuberance of a turd pokes out of your anus. You are able to retract it back in. It repeats over-and-over again until you are finally able to fully relieve yourself at a toilet. This repetition is a Puppet Show.
I need to pull over and find a restroom because I've got a real Puppet Show going on right now.
by Caasi Notwen November 13, 2019
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Sock puppet

If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
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Puppet master

The one who gets behind the puppet at the show.
He/she (the puppet master) was looking for somebody to get behind.
by Solid Mantis August 22, 2020
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house puppet

A stay at home dad, who has to do what their significant other says because they don’t bring in the money.
Good morning honey. Here’s a list of things to do today while im at work.”
What am I? Your house puppet?”
“Yes.”
by Steel toe monkey May 1, 2018
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