Awkward Pineapple

Displays an inability to interact because the person or being does not know how to interact. They wish to

interact with others but do not know what to do or how to behave.

Standing there like an inanimate awkward Pineapple.

Guy 1 - "Hey, those two girls look like they want to talk to us"

Guy 2 - "Yeah! But they're being such Awkward Pineapples"

by Dodwena September 18, 2013

Pineapple effect

When you get freaky and you want porno.

I think I have the pineapple effect. I'm gonna call Jeff.

by Samantha Kirk January 20, 2017

Persian Pineapple

A sun-tanned choad with pubes that were dyed green.

"Did you see that Mike's Persian Pineapple?"
"No, it must have been like Spongebob and Patrick down there!"

by JJRocksIV December 2, 2011

Pineapple head

Someone with an abnormally large head oblong in shape with a faded hair cut with either a But cut (Parted down the center) or spikey hair.

Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson. Used in a sentence "Hey Copernicus, why don't you take your Pineapple Head and your parachute pants and navigate to the back of the line, standing there in your bowling shirt and your plantar fasciitis"

by The guy who bones Tony's mom May 2, 2014

pineapple

the pineapple is the pseudonym of the worlds best rockabilly dj, Rock and roll 1950s style is pineapple music, music of the genre that has appeared on T.V. shows such as scrapheap challenge in the uk.

the future's rockin', the future's pineapple.

by pineapple geoff June 19, 2007

pineapple head

one who wears their hair in a high pony tail on their head (some times in a bun).
Often of the "popular crowd"

by lor September 21, 2003

mystic pineapple

A beastly fruit bent on world domination.

News anchor: Today, mysticpineapple took over the world. Back to you steve.

by adn May 13, 2005