Phandom

A large group of teens whose lives have been taken over by two British guys (Dan and Phil). Dan is an internet cult leader and Phil is a ray of sunshine who is too innocent for this cruel world.

Friend 2 'Why haven't you been talking to anyone?'

Friend 1 'I've fallen into The Phandom and there's no way out.'

Friend 2 'What is 'The Phandom'?'

Friend 3 'NO DON'T GET HER STARTED'
Friend 1 'Too late. The Phandom is...'

by Nicole-Timothy November 3, 2016

phaser

A musical effect achieved by splitting the incoming signal and changing the phasing of it. The signal is taken in and out of phase and mixed back in with the original signal. As the phasing changes, different frequencies get canceled resulting in a warm sort of twisting sound.

"Phwoar! That distorted phaser effect is awesome!"

by Floosh April 14, 2006

Phasys

Another word for an online troll. The term was first used describe an European online troll, who regularly trolls technical forums with absolutely no technical know-how whatsoever.

Occasionally banned from forums it won't be long before a 'Phasys' comes to a forum near you.

Eg online convo...

Anon "I think Reason 5.0 should have a higher resoulution"
Phasys "mmf hhnnnnnnnnfff I HAAAAAATTTTEEE YYYOOOUUU, mmmmmmmmmmmmnnneGGGGGHHH!!!"
Phasys "I hate you I hate you I hate you...................................................................................................."
Phasys "mmmmmmmmmmmmnnneGGGGGHHH!!!"
Anon "You a tard?"

by JilllovesJack July 2, 2009

Phantom Text Message

Like A phantom pregnancy. (Where you think you're pregnant but your actually not)
Whilst waiting for a text message, you think you can feel your phone vibrate and get excited but it is actually just your imagination.

Girl1: Oh! My phone's gone off!
Girl2: Omg, has he texted back?!
Girl1: Hmm, I haven't got anything, must be a Phantom Text Message.

by applehop July 23, 2009

pharm animal

A pharm animal is an individual who likes to abuse pharmaceuticals. These can include benzos (Xanax, Valium), painkillers (Percocet, Vicodin, OxyContin), hypnotics (Ambien, Lunesta), amphetamines (Adderall, Vyvanse), etc.

Guy #1: Dude, did you just see that chick blow a line of adderall?

Guy #2: Yeah dude, I know her. Total pharm animal.

by heybuddy0605 February 16, 2010

stinkhorn phallus

A mushroom of the class basidiomycetes which disturbingly looks like a penis.

I saw a stinkhorn phallus growing in the prairie next to the college that I go to.

by hkghk` December 9, 2007

random phase

The phase most teenagers go through from age 12 - 15. They say weird and random shit and think it's funny but will later regret this whole time period and will relate to it as cringy. Teens in their random phase are usually seen as annoying by others.

Steve: "I'm a fucking chameleon, khakha!!"

Jessica to Elly: "what is Steve doing?"
Elly to Jessica: "oh he's in his random phase"

Steve: "hahaha I'm so random"

by someonexxx October 16, 2017