John Wick with a pencil

Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power

Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there

by Básnik July 24, 2021

Pencil

A long shaft good for sticking in your ass. (Irish Slang)

I like sticking pencils in me ass.

by Pencil Expert September 22, 2022

Sharpest Pencil in the Pack

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.

Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2023

Street Pencil

"Street Pencil", a cheap pencil sold in large volume for little money often used as a giveaway promotional item for advertising a business or cause.

If you want to properly shade a picture you will not be able to use that street pencil.

by Fred Robberts February 10, 2024

Pencil Stabber

The most annoying fucks ever. You thought it would be over after elementary school. You were wrong

Bob: John is a Pencil Stabber
Mike: So John is a retard?

by PencilStabberHate September 7, 2022

Sharpen the Pencil

Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience

Dude... I just Sharpen the Pencil...

by Turtlepie November 29, 2016

Pencil

Something I have put up my ass

Pencil up ass

by sexyinvert December 21, 2021