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Sharpen the Pencil

Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience
by Turtlepie November 29, 2016
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Pencil

Wood with led in it.
I wrote this text with a pencil.
by Dudleifskivebom January 22, 2019
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Pencil Pusher

There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.
specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor

corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie

specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC

specialist: he's a total pencil pusher

corporal: 100%
by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024
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stuffed pencil

you usually finish your work and treasure it.
Stuffed pencil - when i finish my work i keep it for as long as i can.
by recool August 14, 2011
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Pencil

A type of sex toy used by hardcores
Girl: Is that a pencil?
Me: Yeah, why?
Girl: OOO LEMME STICK IT IN MY A**
by HeSpeaksFacts March 8, 2021
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pencil type of guy

Guys that likes the privets parts of a Man.
Fill us a pencil type of guy.
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Street Pencil

"Street Pencil", a cheap pencil sold in large volume for little money often used as a giveaway promotional item for advertising a business or cause.
If you want to properly shade a picture you will not be able to use that street pencil.
by Fred Robberts February 10, 2024
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