peanut butter banana tortilla 

a blunt with dab wax in it

you wanna take a hit off my peanut butter banana tortilla? just one and you’ll be zooted

peanut butter banana tortilla by fjanzjdnzjxhs March 2, 2021

Peanut Butter-ed 

To be viciously bitten in the genital region by a canine animal, with or without slathering peanut butter on the genitals beforehand.

My brother got peanut butter-ed after dog-sitting for his neighbour, it put him in the hospital!

Peanut Butter-ed by PantyPanda April 3, 2021

Peanut Butter Panic 

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.

Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic

Peanut Butter Panic by deltabeta April 4, 2021

Peanut Butter Crap Sunday 

This is where you take your own crap after having sex with someone one (only once) and put peanut butter over it. Then you turn it into Sunday. Once your victim wakes up they will he surprised with a great smelly (insta worthy) peanut butter crap Sunday

Hey bro did you beat about the Peanut Butter Crap Sunday that girl got last night? It was crazy

Peanut Butter Crap Sunday by Jock Straps or Cock Straps April 25, 2021

Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

Peanut Butter Elder by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

Peanut Butter Smack 

While having anal sex in the doggy style position the man suddenly stops and yells “Hey!” As the receiving partner looks back to see what is going on the male partner smacks them in the face with peanut butter and resumes intercourse.

Dan: “Did you have fun last night? “

Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”

Peanut Butter Smack by RX1D August 15, 2021

Peanut butter cow 

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods

A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!

Peanut butter cow by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021