S Panda

Younger girls who display characteristics of a whore.

Every day I walk through school, s panda's flock like the salmon of capistrano.

by Leington Musin June 21, 2011

Panda

1. A friend with benefits.

2. A lover.

3. A spouse.

4. A very close friend.

After informing my friend that he was my panda, I gave him a kiss on the cheek.

by gambolputty February 25, 2011

Panda

A chubby or bottom heavy girl that has a cute face.

Hey Brett, did you see that Panda?

by konos December 6, 2009

Kentucky Fried Panda

kentucky fried panda

"No! Not the Kentucky friend Panda! It was finger ling-ling good!"

by The King of the Galeria May 2, 2005

Panda sex

Where the man beats his girl so hard with his donger, that you leave black spots all over her body. Alternatively, if a girl takes her boosoms and smacks the man resulting in black spots, equalling in an a very eventful night.

Hey honey, what do you want to do tonight? See a movie, walk in the park, or panda sex?

In a work place setting: "Tammy why do you have so many bruises?" 'Oh, silly Margie, don't you know? Me and my husband have been into panda sex?'

"Ouch ouch! Smack. Smack. Ouch ouch. Whap, whap." Panda sex.

by xAlcide August 11, 2014

panda panda

The practice of assuming that any gay man would be a perfect match for any other gay man you know--akin to the zoo situation in which pandas must be mated at all costs. Originating from a group on Facebook.

Curtis, there's someone I want you to meet . . . Relax, I swear it's not panda panda. You're both brokers and into Portishead.

by distingwished February 21, 2007

Panda Lad

A person (usually Scottish) who loves everything panda... Pandas, bamboo, eye-liner etc.

Is that lad humping a Panda?... Must be a Panda Lad

by paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanda January 5, 2012