tuna on toast

When a chick grinds her moist pussy on a sheet-less mattress.

I walked into the hotel room and saw the maid putting some tuna on toast. I said, “Yo, shorty...”.

by Brotha Blast July 14, 2018

Smeg on toast

Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.

Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.

by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021

Toast lotion

Butter, Nutella, peanut butter, anything of cream like consistency spread on a piece of toast.

Ohh, that looks delicious, toast lotion and jam.

by SnazzleTooth December 1, 2020

random toasts

Also see toast and random

To clink glasses of any beverage together and declare in a loud voice... anything that springs to mind. In loud celebration.

"heres to Siagon"

"To chebs"

"Wispas"

"toasting with pizza crusts"

"random toasts"

by Davie Gold December 9, 2008

Static Toast

a random saying that is awsome! it definds something that is amazing, or just said by its self. also "static" by itself replaces "epic" and "decent".

Static Toast!!!!

by K9 JL December 16, 2010

Bageled Toast

Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.

I like making my sandwiches with bageled toast, so the inside is soft but the outside is crunchy.

by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017

Toast Kevin

a character you draw on the foggy windows of a car after getting raw dogged by the guy you've had a crush on since you were 16 but he doesn't like you enough to date you even after 3 years of friendship and letting him raw dog and cum in your mouth.

me:"aye toast Kevin"
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."

by toast Kevin April 19, 2021